After Tebow is done kicking Jim Irsay’s ass, he’s going to traded to a new team by John Elway. Here are five spots that would best utilize Tebow’s abilities.

1. Miami Dolphins

The organization is not about winning, but selling tickets. Tebow is from Florida. One of his comeback wins last year was over the Dolphins in which the fans and Dolphins play-by-play announcer were cheering for Tebow more than the Dolphins.

2. Jacksonville Jaguars

They need to build a new stadium if they want to stay in Jacksonville. They need to sell tickets to stop all of their blackouts. Tebow’s legend was born in Jacksonville as a high school phenom.

3. Oakland Raiders

As must as it pains me to say this, they are good for several bad decisions a year.

4. New England Patriots

Belichick is awesome. Josh McDaniels is now the offensive coordinator and he drafted Tebow as Denver’s head coach three years ago. He’s not a threat to Tom Brady. Tebow would simply be a new toy for Belichick and McDaniels to play with.

5. Carolina Panthers

Jimmy Clausen isn’t going to cut it as a backup he needs clipboard. Tebow has won games in the NFL. If you have a running quarterback like Cam Newton, then you need a running backup like Tim Tebow.

6. Philadelphia Eagles

Michael Vick stays hurt. Andy Reid makes any quarterback better. If you have a running quarterback then you backup should also be a running quarterback.

That’s all I got,

Ricky Writer