This is real. Given Warren Sapp’s time at “The U”, his disdain for Jeremy Shockey’s alleged snitching, and bankruptcy court you’d think Warren Sapp has nothing but contempt for the court but no Warren Sapp contains multitudes and he loves the gavel and robes like he loves tortillas. In what looks to be a somewhat madcap affair Sapp will be getting his Judge Judy on except with that extra Sapp-ness that only he possesses. He has a DJ, A wheel for his rewards, and women talking about how much they liked the loving. Zany. Hat tip to the hilarious Kissing Suzy Kolber.