1. Mike Shanahan is lying. Partially. He is sitting RGIII down for his health, but let’s be real. If RGIII was balling there’d be so sitting him down. He’s playing like flame broiled cellulite ass cheeks right now. Shanahan knows he’s going to be fired, but the competitor in him wants to go 3-0 before the door hits him. He feels like he can do that with Kirk Cousins.

2. Right now, I don’t know who’s a better player, Kirk Cousins or RGIII.

3. If I’m the Redskins I don’t trade Kirk Cousins just yet. I wait one more year. You don’t know how well RGIII is going to play next year.

4. This benching is the best thing for Robert Griffin III though.

5. I swear to goodness gracious if RGIII gives a press conference after the game when he didn’t start at QB I’m going to lose it.

6. RGIII sucks. The reason is simple. The defensive coordinators had an entire offseason to study tape on him and the Redskins offense. They made adjustments and got better.