Here are my quick cuts and jukes from this weekend’s past football action.
Louisville vs. Cincy
Bruh, did you see that last td pass Teddy Bridgewater threw off his back foot? Shit!
Bowling Green vs. Northern Illinois
Okay, Jordan Lynch had a bad game. So what, he wasn’t going to win the Heisman anyway and they weren’t going to a BCS game after last year’s BCS loss.
Florida State vs. Duke
Yeah. I was the one idiot to think Duke would cover the +29 spread.
Ohio State vs. Michigan State
Last Saturday, we were all Spartans. Michigan State’s defense is that deal. Best defense not in the SEC. Yo, I want to play for Mike Dantonio.
Mizzou vs. Auburn
Check this video out after they beat Michigan
59 – 42 in the SEC championship? Yeah, things done changed…things done changed. Easily the best game all weekend. I still think Alabama is a better team. I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care.
Oklahoma vs. Oklahoma State
They call it Bedlam for a reason. Blake Bell, you’ve showed us you can throw the ball, just be consistent with it now brother. Proud Sooner alum right here. #BOOMER.
Stanford vs. Arizona State
The Sun Devils getting spanked by 24 at the Pitchfork? Naw bruh, did not see that coming. ASU is hard to beat on the road. I thought they would come out on top with an upset.
Texas vs. Baylor
Mack gone. Mack gone. Mack gone. What the hell kind of world are we living in. Who the hell would have thought six years ago that Baylor and Stanford would be conference champions. This year, Baylor beat Oklahoma and Texas. Stanford beat Oregon. Vanderbilt beat Tennessee. What is this college football world coming too?
UCF vs. SMU
If June Jones has a healthy Garrett Gilbert, he pulls off this upset.
Utah State vs. Fresno State
Didn’t watch nan bit of this game. Was at the bar drinking with friends. How’d Derek Carr play?
NFL
Texans vs. Jaguars
Hell no I didn’t watch this terrible football game.
Vikings vs. Ravens
Best last 2 minutes of a football game ever! What…five touchdowns in 2:05 minutes.
Bengals vs. Colts
Forget the Andrew Luck vs. Andy Dalton narrative. Luck has to carry his team on his back without Uncle Reggie Wayne’s help. Andy just has a better team around him. Let’s talk about Da’Rick Rogers’ coming out party. The former UT WR who had the sense of an untrained pit bull got off yesterday. He was targeted 9 times, caught 6 balls for 100+ yards with two touchdowns. The Bengals secondary is good too people. America loves a good comeback story, let’s hope this is the beginning of Rogers’.
Falcons vs. Bengals
I have no clue what’s going on in Atlanta. None whatsoever.
Browns vs. Patriots
ACL injuries are at 41 this year. Add Gronk that list, and thank the new NFL rules for that also.
Raiders vs Jets
The Jets put up 37 points? Impressive.
Lions vs. Eagles
Lions play in a dome. Eagles play in this weather. No brainer that the Eagles won.
Steelers vs. Dolphins
Where was Mike Tomlin to keep Antonio Brown in bounds.
Bills vs. Bucs
Greg Schiano just might be saving his job.
Chiefs vs. Redskins
Andy Reid has always had Mike Shanahan’s number. I bet you Kirk Cousins starts before the season is over.
Titans vs. Broncos
When your best player is putting stuff like this on Instagram about the weather before the game starts….you knew the Titans didn’t have a chance.
Rams vs. Cardinals
No, not Honey Badger’s ACL…..shit man.
Giants vs. Chargers
Two years in a row and the G-Men aren’t going to the playoffs.
Seahawks vs. 49ers
Best rivalry in football today.
Panthers vs. Saints
Simple logic. Saints get drilled on the road in Seattle six days prior. Saints return home. The Saints could have played the ’85 Bears and still won this game big.