Just watched the third episode of the Falcons on Hard Knocks. Here we go!
Shit. Uh oh, knee surgery. That’s never good. Speedy recovery to Marquis Spruill.
A hammer! Goodness gracious. Now, they’re putting screws in his knees.
Yeah I never want any kind of knee injury….EVER!
Spruill only had an ACL injury. How in the hell did Adrian Peterson recover from tearing two ligaments in his knee?
Ok, Steven Jackson is in the tub again. The savvy vet is milking this hamstring injury so he can skip out of training camp. I’m sure of it!
Now, there’s a Julio montage! He’s looking good. Ready for a Pro Bowl season I hope.
What is this dollar game they’re playing and why the hell did it escape my youth! It’s amazing.
Roddy White sucks at the dollar game. Amazing how an NFL WRs hands aren’t quick enough for this game.
Quote of the show, “Amsterdamn! You can speak four languages but can’t figure out to change that route?” – Falcons WR coach Terry Robiskie
Coach Brian Cox told his players to stay away from his daughter, but he didn’t say that to me! (Evil blogger laugh).
Brian Cox started having sex when he was 10!!!!!
LMAOO! Theo Agnew is friends with Coach Cox’s daughter on IG? You cannot make this stuff up.
Coach Mike Smith is highly perturbed about these penalties. Don’t be too upset coach, it’s a league wide epidemic.
I’m not sure if they’re in Flowery Branch or Firery Branch. Either way it’s hot as fish grease out there right now.
No breakfast, no practice for Devonta.
So no pads in training camp is essentially the equivalent of a Summer Friday in the NFL.
William Moore may not be from Texas, but this freestyle he laced was dripping with nothing but Texas. The entire DNA of the freestyle was Texas. Listen to it “off the dome”, “wrecking Mo’”, “Super Tight”.
Why the hell is Harry Douglas bounce passing the bowling ball.
Look at T.J. Yates returning to Houston. Man, being the backup QB has to be the best job, ever. They always get so much love.
Kudos to the HBO Hard Knocks team. Marvelous work by the Director of Photography and the Director. Bruce Matthews just showed up to watch is 1st round draft pick son, Jake. And then they cut to a low shot of J.J. Watt, the Pro Bowl defensive end/evil villian who will be kicking Jake’s ass today.
D.J. Swearinger has a lot of energy.
So the fight was Harry’s fault according to Coach Robiskie. I love how Mike Smith and Coach Robiskie are talking about Douglas as if he’s not two feet away from them.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say the Falcons tight end coach never not only never played tight end, but looks like he’s never played football either. It’s not a prerequisite of course, but always just kinda weird.
Great moment. Matt Ryan overthrows the tight end coach’s son, but the little guy made a great one handed catch.
Why are the linebackers having a sing along with ukuleles?
Coach Tice tells his offensive tackle, Sam Baker, that J.J. Watt isn’t playing. What did Baker come back with?
“Huh, 99′s not playing? Umm…what about 90 (Jadeveon Clowney).
Yeah, #90 is playing.
Swearinger is STILL talking.
Shit. Sam Baker just got hurt. Umm…Jake, you’re up kid.
T.J. Yates is not looking good at all. Remember what I said about the backup QB. They love you until you start playing. You’re the backup for a reason.
LOL, Justin Blalock, is like a lil kid who got in trouble right now. “We’re going to have practice on the plane.”