Here are my quick cuts and jukes from this weekend’s football action.

Chargers vs. Broncos

Okay Keenan Allen. I see you.

Redskins vs. Falcons

Kirk Cousins balled flat out. Great to see RGIII on the sidelines genuinely involved in the game. Even better not to see RGIII giving a press conference after the game.

Browns vs. Bears

The Browns have the pieces. They really do. They just need a good coach.

Texans vs. Colts

I didn’t watch a lick of this game. The highlights looked boring too. Do the Texans even care anymore?

Bills vs. Jaguars

EJ Manuel has been looking good since he’s been healthy.

Patriots vs. Dolphins

If Brady had Gronk the Pats win. Hard throwing to midgets in Edelman and Amendola in the red zone. Nice to meet you Michael Thomas, welcome to the NFL. Becoming relevant in the NFL is the easy part, staying relevant is the hard part.

Eagles vs. Vikings

The Vikings put up 48 points without Adrian Peterson. Forty-eight points.

Seahawks vs. Giants

Eli Manning has 25 interceptions this season. There are stilt two games left. Jesus…smh.

49ers vs. Bucs

The hottest team at the end of the year has won the Super Bowl the past few years. The hottest team right now is the 49ers.

Jets vs. Panthers

The Jets have to swallow their pride and get Geno outta here.

Chiefs vs. Raiders

Yes, Jamaal Charles got busy with five touchdowns, but you have to raise your eyebrows a bit that the Chiefs gave up 31 points to the Raiders.

Packers vs. Cowboys

The comedy. Jason Garrett throws Romo under the bus after the game. The Boys only run the ball 7 times in the second half. Monte Kiffin’s defense doesn’t force any punts in the second half.

Saints vs. Rams

The Saints got caught peeking ahead in the schedule(they play the Panthers next week). Shit happens, they’ll be fine.

Cardinals vs. Titans

The Cardinals are 9-5 and no one is talking about them at all.

Bengals vs. Steelers

Want to defeat Andy Dalton? Hit up the Steelers, they have the blueprint.